Exactly what is Confucious saying now? Here goes a few good ones:
~Man who scratch ass,
should not bite fingernails.
~Man who eat many prunes,
~Man who scratch ass,
should not bite fingernails.
~Man who eat many prunes,
get good run for money.
~Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
~War does not determine who is right,
~Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
~War does not determine who is right,
war determines who is left.
~Wife who put husband in doghouse,
~Wife who put husband in doghouse,
soon find him in Cathouse.
~Man who fight with wife all day,
~Man who fight with wife all day,
get no piece at night.
~It take many nails to build crib,
~It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
~Man who drive like hell,
~Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
~The useless skin around a penis
is called "a man".
~Man who live in glass house,
~Man who live in glass house,
should change clothes in basement.
~Man who fish in other man's well,
~Man who fish in other man's well,
often catch crabs.
~A penis has a hole in the end
so men can be open minded.
~It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
~Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.
~Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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