A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally bewildered, the man asked about the differences between them.
The sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and up right.
And....
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
(He chose the Baptist!)
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? Well, just in case you haven't yet figured out what the letters stand for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H}Somebody help me!! I've fallen and I can't get up !
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