Meology: The Study of Ones(humorous)Self

Fun Tips From Sandee

*If you use a fork when you eat beans, you will poke all the farts from the beans, therefore resulting in less or no gas after consumption. :-)
*You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
*A set mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
*Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
*If you have a bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives then you will be afraid to cough.
*Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
DAILY THOUGHT: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
***Please note:Some of these tips are just for fun and I wouldn't suggest actually trying a few of them.

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What Confucious Says:

0 comments Posted by Sandee Foxten at 3:28 PM

Exactly what is Confucious saying now? Here goes a few good ones:
~Man who scratch ass,
should not bite fingernails.
~Man who eat many prunes,

get good run for money.
~Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
~War does not determine who is right,

war determines who is left.
~Wife who put husband in doghouse,

soon find him in Cathouse.
~Man who fight with wife all day,

get no piece at night.
~It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.
~Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

~The useless skin around a penis

is called "a man".
~Man who live in glass house,

should change clothes in basement.
~Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.

~A penis has a hole in the end

so men can be open minded.

~It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.

~Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,

doesn't know if he's coming or going.

~Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Who Is Jack Shit?

0 comments Posted by Sandee Foxten at 2:56 PM

For years, many of us have wondered just exactly who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!" Well, thanks to the brilliant efforts of some very curious folks, you can now respond in an intellectual way. So here it goes and try to keep up....Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, who married O Shit. In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride. Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.!!

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