Just in case my readers do not know, I have been widowed for over four years now. I am only a young 38 years old, but I do not guess I am ever too old to have a new boyfriend! But to my surprise, I have somehow managed to acquire five, yes five, new boyfriends! Let me tell you all about them:
The minute I wake up, Will Power so kindly helps me get out of bed.
Next, I go straight to see John.
Soon after, Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays most of the day. But because he doesn't like to stay in one place very long, he takes me from joint to joint.
And after such a busy day, I'm really tired and can’t wait to crawl into bed with Ben Gay.
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