Eleven people were being rescued from a flood by a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The pilot and rescuers underestimated the strength of the rope they were using to pull people out of the water. With all eleven people hanging onto the rope, it became apparent that it was too much weight for the rope to handle and so it was decided that at least one person would have to let go. They weren't able to choose that person, after all nobody wanted to let go. Then the woman suddenly started giving a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. She stated she had been the best wife she could be, allowing her husband nights out with boys, always having a great meal cooked when he gets home from work, providing as much sex and blowjobs as any man could ever want, being the best mother to her kids as possible, and that her work here on earth was done. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...... IDIOTS!