A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young handsome new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room in tears and ran down the hallway screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. The doctor then marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room."What the heck is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Labels: cures for hiccups, doctor jokes, hiccups
Happy New Year! After taking some time off from my blogs for the holidays, I guess it is high time I start posting again before my loyal readers ditch me! Hope everyone had a great holiday season and without further adue, here is my first post of 2009!
"I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said 'Daddy, look at this' and stuck out two of her fingers.' Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny little fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!' Pretending to eat them, I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'Daddy, what happened to my booger?'
Labels: daddy, funny kids, funny things kids say, humor