I was absolutely stunned, shocked and in disbelief when I found out that anyone, yes anyone, can search for and view my driver's license online! It is bad enough that Google maps have stripped us of privacy in our homes, and now something as personal as your driver's license is easily accessible to anyone. Where have our privacy laws gone to? Isn't this violating some kind of constitutional law or right? Enough of my babbling! I know my readers just want the website address so they can see for themselves. And don't forget to check all your friends and family to see if theirs has been listed also. You will have the option to remove your listing from the database by a checkbox on the site. I will be writing my states lawmakers about this one!
Many people may not realize this, but your right foot is pretty intelligent. This is really cool and don't blame me if you get distracted for too long trying to work this one out! There is actually a way to solve this one, and my 17 year old daughter figured it out. Well, to tell the truth, the first time she done this, she didn't get it. Her foot did not change directions and the reason why is really very simple. Try it out and if you can't beat it, leave me a comment and I will reveal the solution.
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.
And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times
to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off
the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air
with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Make sure you pass this on to your friends...
They won't be able to believe it either!!!
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The content within this post may be offensive to some people. If you are offended by stuff such as funny shit about sex, you should leave this site immediately and never come back!!! My hostility is in response to a negative review of my site by some old do-gooder woman that didn't have enough common sense to just leave my site but instead, chose to read much of my content. My true comment to this lady who said I should be ashamed of myself is "go get screwed lady!" It just may cure your old crabby ass! And just in case the ol' crab decides to visit again, this is for her!!!!!
Sex Swapping
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A MAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Finally find that damned G-Spot!
TOP TEN THINGS A WOMAN WOULD DO IF SHE WOKE UP WITH A PENIS FOR A DAY:
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought of how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the slight refraction the occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A WOMAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Repeat number 9. (Oh, hell yea!!)
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