Meology

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. 
  
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just 
HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a job." 
  
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.  We 
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur 
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You'll have to drive around in 
his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. 
  
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll also be expected 
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather 
awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to 
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a 
rather strong sex drive."   
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" 
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it.."