Meology

They exists! Really they do. You will be shocked at some of the dumb laws that exist in our great states. I have went through and picked out some really good ones, while trying to stay in sync with the nature of this blog. However, some were just so freakin' dumb, I had to share. There are way too many to post, so if you would like to read more, just check out dumblaws for yourself where you can click on each state to view the laws. And while you are there, be sure to check out the dumb criminals section. Too damn awesome! These are the true idiots of our great country(and other countries too) at their best! I started with South Carolina because this is where I live. And according to some of our laws I am a criminal. Now, some of these laws must go way back, and have just never been modified or dropped, because in some states there are still laws from ancient times. Just so you know, we are all criminals and if some of these laws were actually enforced today, we would all be in jail!! My personal comments are in the parentheses and if anyone is offended by these, too damn bad!

Dumb laws:

• No work may be done on Sunday. (yippppeeee!!!)
  
• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. (Dang! Where the hell else am I gonna put it?)
  
• It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. (I am definitely a criminal! After all, ain't this the way to a man's heart?)
  
• It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. (I don't think this one is legal anymore???)
  

• All sex toys are banned. (For real? And sex stores are legal?)
  
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (Ok, so where may we keep the humans?)
  
• No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Was someone actually seen doing this?Idiot!)
  

• Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. (Is this suggesting that politicians are liars and crooks?)
  
• Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. (Not enough room in jail for all the criminals)
  
• Driving is not to be done while asleep. (Wake up people! It's the law!)
  
• Interracial marriages are illegal. (Then why are priests and courthouses marrying them?)
  
• The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature. (SO! Now we are ALL freakin' dumb!)
  

• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Spring break in Daytona must be an exception!)
  
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Someone had to actually be caught doing this for it to become illegal!)
  
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (How boring!)
  
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM. (And just who is the fart officer that enforces this?)
  
• It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Offend me! Please!)
  
• Oral sex is illegal. (Wow! Is this a southern thing?)
  
• You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (Yea! Whatever! They have breast police here too?)
  

• A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
• Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
• It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (The booger police live here?)
  
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. ( So, this is where the law originated?)
  
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (They can't be serious! Is there another way to drive???)
  

• When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (This law exists in several states, am I missing something here? I just do NOT understand how this works???)
  
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. (Who's counting? The beer patrol?)
  
• Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. (Does this include the sex stores that sell them?)
  
• A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. (This is why the police here catch all the criminals!)
  
• Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. (So it is true that only steers and queers come from Texas!)
  

• Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. (Is incest the same as adultery?)
  
• It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. (This state has serious problems! So, the internet videos ARE real!)
  
• Roadkill may be taken home for supper. (Not surprised about this one!)
  
• Whistling underwater is prohibited. (And this is done how?And it bothers whom?)
  

• If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. (State is full of criminals!)
  
• You may not have oral or anal sex. (There aren't enough jails in all the states put together for all these criminals!)
  
• Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. (And who is the sex officer responsible for being the peeping tom to catch these criminals?)
  

• Too many to post about sex in this state, visit the website to check those out!

• In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
• In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
• In Idaho it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
  
• In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
• Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona.