The content within this post may be offensive to some people. If you are offended by stuff such as funny shit about sex, you should leave this site immediately and never come back!!! My hostility is in response to a negative review of my site by some old do-gooder woman that didn't have enough common sense to just leave my site but instead, chose to read much of my content. My true comment to this lady who said I should be ashamed of myself is "go get screwed lady!" It just may cure your old crabby ass! And just in case the ol' crab decides to visit again, this is for her!!!!!
Sex Swapping
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A MAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Finally find that damned G-Spot!
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A MAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Finally find that damned G-Spot!
TOP TEN THINGS A WOMAN WOULD DO IF SHE WOKE UP WITH A PENIS FOR A DAY:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought of how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the slight refraction the occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A WOMAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Repeat number 9. (Oh, hell yea!!)
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought of how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the slight refraction the occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING A WOMAN WOULD DO IS:
1. Repeat number 9. (Oh, hell yea!!)
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Finally! A blog my husband will understand!!!
Madison Mancinelli said...
April 16, 2008 at 1:52 PM
LOL! I love it!
Petula said...
April 17, 2008 at 5:23 PM