Meology

This is a quick post from the political world:



Earlier today, the federal government announced that it is
changing its emblem from the Eagle to a condom because it
more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.



It just doesn't get more accurate than that!