Happy New Year! After taking some time off from my blogs for the holidays, I guess it is high time I start posting again before my loyal readers ditch me! Hope everyone had a great holiday season and without further adue, here is my first post of 2009!
"I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said 'Daddy, look at this' and stuck out two of her fingers.' Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny little fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!' Pretending to eat them, I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'Daddy, what happened to my booger?'
Labels: daddy, funny kids, funny things kids say, humor
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs playing in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I am gonna say something with the word hell and you say something with the word ass." The 4 year old agrees with much enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You will stay in there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"Uh, I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Labels: cussing, funny kids, funny things kids say, kid jokes